Just how is it the year 2020 already?! Who else thinks it still sounds a little too futuristic for their liking? Anyway, here’s to hoping you had a Christmas full of not-so-silent-nights, and you welcomed the New Year in with a powerful combination of style, sass and walks of NO-shame! Yup, walks of shame are soooooo last decade *bu-bye*. We’re so ready to take 2020 by the horns (too early for a sex-related pun? Of course not). So, here’s to leaving the fuckboys in 2019, investing our energy into personal growth, and spending our time with people who feel like sunshine! Speaking of sunshine, let’s get into some astrology…
Did you know, your sun sign is determined by your date of birth? It represents your core personality and preferences, but we’re going to go one step further and let you know which sex position you should be trying, based on your sign!
You will fall into one of four categories determined by your sign:
The fire signs (Aries, Leo & Sagittarius) - you have fire in your belly, and passion in your heart.
The earth signs (Taurus, Virgo & Capricorn) - you’re grounded and practical.
The air signs (Gemini, Libra & Aquarius) - you are an intellect, with curiosity at your core.
The water signs (Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces) - you are emotional and instinctive.
If you’re unsure which you fall under, we’ve got you girl.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You’re passionate, outspoken and competitive. You have tonnes of energy and you LOVE working up a sweat. Your competitive nature means you take it in your stride to be the one working to reach the big O the quickest (for both of you). You like to please, and be pleased.
Backwards cowgirl is the ride for you - get ready to ride that rodeo! Being on top means you have the control. Get your partner to lie on their back whilst you get on top of them. Once they’re hard and you’re both wet wet wet (hello lube), use one hand to lower yourself onto them. To stabilise yourself, try putting your hands in-front of you, or reach backwards and give those thighs some attention. You can move around in a way that feels good for you (go as fast or as slow as you like, you can even go back and forth as well as up and down). Your vulva/clit being exposed means you get some additional external stimulation too - a win-win!
You are known to be a bit of a dark horse. Hedonism is your thing and you’re a little sensually self-indulgent (a girl has to look after #1, right?!).
A lover of luxury and comfort, collapsed doggy style is the perfect position to get you feeling hot under the collar. Starting in doggy style, all you need to do is to collapse your elbows and lie down - it’s as simple as that, and a real winner. Led down, with your butt in the air, you’ll be comfortable and ready to be treated to the ride of your life. Your G-spot is in for a treat too, as this position is known for some G-spot activity - yes purrrlease! You’ll be able to relax, and let them take the lead with this position… who doesn’t love a bit of bedroom domination?
You are lively, curious and fun! Your curiosity means you want to know it all, and you love to be experimental. Nothing puts a Gemini off a little sex-ploration...
Anal with a vibrator is the position to get you feeling freaky between the sheets. Double stimulation has you saying yes oh yes! Anal sex can be extremely pleasurable due to the fact you can experience a blended orgasm (more than one erogenous zone is being stimulated) as it’s possible to stimulate the clitoral legs! 2 for 1? Count Gemini in.
Anal isn’t for everyone, but Geminis are known to be experimental - you only live once after all! Adding some extra va-va-voom to the bedroom by throwing in a little vibration whilst having anal sex in the doggy style position is taken well within a Gemini’s stride. Make sure you’re well lubed up, and ease in… slowly does it! Once you’ve found your sweet-spot you’ll be in euphoria.
A loyal and compassionate lover who likes to tap into their emotions… You like to feel, and really feel! You’re highly receptive, and a generous lover. Relationships bring out your good traits and you love being in love. You’re a real romantic in the bedroom - you like to take it slow and steady (because that’s what wins your race).
You like to be close to your partner so you aren’t a doggy style kinda person! Intimate sex is your favourite kind of sex, and you can’t get any physically or emotionally closer than the lotus. This sensual move will have you feeling like you’re about to burst with good energies. Your partner will sit on a sturdy surface with their legs crossed. You will get into the same position, but with your legs wrapped around their waist. They're holding you in their lap which allows for a deep penetration and a passionate session. You’re not just having sex, but having an intimate hug too! Your bodies are intertwined, making for a powerful love-making session - just how you like it.
You know who you are, and you know what you like. You ooze self-confidence which makes you a little intimidating to others… not that you care! #restingbitchface. You’re enthusiastic, fierce and spontaneous - things that go well in the bedroom - the missionary is a bore for you. Your personality means you like to feel in control, which is why you like to take matters into your own hands.
Your ideal way to reach the big O is with some solo masturbation (can I get a hell yeah?!). The truth is, you like to do things your way, so if you want something doing, you’ll do it yourself! You enjoy using sex toys, shower heads and sensual porn to increase your self-enjoyment. You can have so much fun in your own company… who needs to be wined, dined and sixty-nined anyway?
You LOVE helping other people out. Proving your worth and feeling valued is something that gets you going. You’re a giver, which makes you a great sexual companion - no selfish lovers around here!
You love seeing your partner’s face overcome with pleasure, so oral is a massive turn-on for you.Your personality oozes class and elegance, which is why you like them sitting on a chair... you’re keen to see their enjoyment, and give them a good view too! You enjoy seeing how your A1 skills has your partner feeling. Your partner has ‘the glow’, and you make sure it remains with a generous serving of oral stimulation. You love the sensual experience of feeling your power whilst staring your partner in the eyes.
You’re a lover of the finer things, and an open-minded companion. You enjoy self-pleasure, but you thrive when you’re with a partner for double the fun. Love makes your world go ‘round, which is why you love giving and receiving. Balance in the bedroom is important to you. If you have a selfish lover, you’ll say bye-Felicia, and move on to the next...
Your need for equilibrium makes you a 69 qween. You understand what your partner enjoys, and your bedroom confidence means you have no trouble communicating what you enjoy either! Your ideal session is a romantic meal for two *minus the cutlery*. To do the 69, all you need to do is either get on top, or underneath your partner - being on top means you have a little more control. Your sensual nature means you like to get handsy and experiment by teasing your partner with a big build-up before the grand finale. You love playing with speeds and rhythms, and your ultimate turn-on is reaching the big O at the same time as your partner - super HOT! You can even play around with some sex toys to spice up your 69’s and make them 10/10’s - why not add some butt plug fun or a vibrator for extra enjoyment?
You are ambitions and fierce - you channel some serious Sasha Fierce in the bedroom… sass and style. You’re intense and turbulent - your sting is well-known to be fatal so people like to stay on the right side of you. Your energy makes you a fierce love maker, and you tend to fall deep and hard! You’re an all or nothing kinda person...
The crouching tiger gets you feelin’ wild in the bedroom. In this position you’re in charge which is a huge turn-on for you. This is your ride, so you can go as fast or as slow as you like. As your partners lies flat on their back, you get on top, facing the opposite way so you aren’t facing them. The position requires a lil’ squatting movement as you bounce up and down, whilst leaning back, using their legs for stability (hello peach workout)! Your position means you can be in charge of any extra-curricular activities… you can give yourself an extra hand with some clitoral stimulation as you give your partner the ride of their life!
You are adventurous and restless. Freedom is at the heart of your spirit, and beware anybody who tells you what to do! You love the chase, and you’re a massive flirt, making you a fun person to play with in the sex-department. You aren’t one to wait for the perfect time, which is why you take the opportunity when it arises.
You find it arousing to have sex outside…The ballet dancer hits you right in the feels. In this position, you’ll be leaning against a tree / any available object for stability which really gets you going - spontaneous is your middle name. As you stand facing opposite each-other, you wrap your leg around your partner (which means you can pull them in and use your body weight to go as deep as you choose). Al-fresco at its best!
You’re a realist who loves instant gratification. I mean, who really wants the chase, when you can have your cake and eat it now?! You like to get it done in a way that isn’t too adventurous, yet still has you saying ooooo and ahhhhhhh.
You like to keep it simple and intimate, which is why the missionary position is the one for you. Considered as one of the most romantic and intimate positions, this just hits the spot! Enjoyable for both parties, and suitable to your sensitive nature, you’re always satisfied by a good ol’ missionary sesh. It’s a super easy one which makes it a delicious lazy afternoon session. One partner will lie on their back whilst their partner is on top, facing them. The person on top generally controls the power and depth of thrusting, but sensations can be played with by moving hips up and down. There are some sexier variations of missionary too, for instance, putting your legs around your partner's neck so that you can feel every movement even more intensely.
You’re an intellect, and you love to help others. You adapt to the energy that surrounds you as you have a true, deep understanding of the world. You desire freedom and equality for all.
Doggy style is a winner for you, feeling those nature vibes. Whilst on all fours, have your partner enter you from behind (with a penis or a sex toy). This position is mutually enjoyable, meaning each party gets to maximise their pleasure which turns you on. How? If you arch your back in this position, you get a deeper penetration that can hit your G-spot. Partners with penises love it for the deep penetration (and the amazing view) too!
You’re deeply emotional; a romantic with a spiritual energy, which is why you love the Kama Sutra. You’re an imaginative pleasure seeker which means one session in the saddle = changing positions as much as you can. You want to try everything and get as much pleasure and activity in as possible.
You love finishing with an intimate position that gets you right in the feels. The splitting bamboohas you feelin’ all kinds of delicious ways. To split the bamboo, you’ll need to lie on your back with one leg slightly bent. It drapes over your partner’s shoulder so that your legs form a scissor-like shape. While a gradual, sliding rhythm is built, the passive partner can reach down and help things along with a little manual stimulation (let’s get handsy)! You can up-the-ante by adding some extra stimulation with a bullet vibrator to achieve a blended orgasm by penetration and clitoral stimulation!
In 2020, let’s aim for more sexual-exploration, more orgasms and more pleasure all ‘round. #FemalePleasureMatters and let’s make it known! Female pleasure has been hush-hush, and we’re on a mission to have you shouting from the rooftops. Help us put the taboo to bed by playing with yourself, playing with your partner, learning what you like and ultimately closing that orgasm gap.
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